Hell For the Holidays: Totally Hilarious Christmas Novella Boxed Set by Marika Ray

Author:Marika Ray [Ray, Marika]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2022-12-03T18:30:00+00:00

CHAPTER FIVE

James

“How the hell do you do it?” I asked, already squirming with the heavy sacks hanging from around my neck. They were supposed to be the same weight and size of breasts, but in my estimation they were swinging way too much to be like natural boobs. But I was willing to deal with it for the fundraiser. If any man took the boobs off for any reason during the event, we had to pay double.

Liv laughed, swiping at tears. “I don’t. Flat, remember?”

I gave her a look that said I might spank her if she talked poorly about herself again. I quite liked the way her cheeks heated in response. I had to stop thinking of her boobs, or spanking her, or that kiss if I hoped to get through the day without an embarrassing erection.

“Thank God you had them taken out. They must have been a pain in the ass.”

She smirked. “More like a pain in the neck, but yeah. I’m glad too.”

“I swear on our children’s lives, if you add another sandbag to my bra, I will use my cuffs on you in a way you won’t like.” I looked over to see Bain glaring at his wife, Lucy. He was the prison warden here in town and usually sporting a frown. However, he had a huge soft spot for his wife. Lucy slid one more sandbag into the ugly beige bra Bain wore over his sweatshirt and patted him on the ass.

“I look forward to it,” she whispered, giving him a look I didn’t need to see.

Liv and I looked at each other with wide eyes before racing off to the next event, laughing the whole way. I held her hand in mine and realized I’d never had so much fun.

“Want to paint flamingoes next?” I asked her, pulling her over to the station manned by Titus and Amelia Jackson, the couple who owned the Flamingo B & B. Titus lifted at the gym, often times spotting me on the bench press, so we knew each other. His wife, also big sister to Vee, was a bit scary, but Titus was pretty chill.

“Hey man, glad you could make it!” Titus came over to shake my hand and I introduced him to Liv.

“Oh! You must be the new girl Vee told me about.” Amelia came over with their baby strapped to her chest in some sort of sling, her gaze focused on Liv. “She told me you were gorgeous and now I see what she means.”

Liv smiled and accepted the hug from Amelia, careful to keep from squishing the baby. “Thank you. That’s sweet of you both.”

Amelia shrugged. “If you were ugly, I’d tell you that too. I don’t have much of a filter.”

“Seems to be a Waldo sister thing, huh?”

Fuck, I loved it when my sweet Liv went in swinging.

Amelia tossed her head back and laughed, waking the baby. She began to bounce and sway side to side to settle her again. “That would be true.

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